2.16.2006

1 minute Pop hit list

In the name of capitalism, these are the immediate 5 examples of moronic ventures. Boycott them so they will learn their lessons.

5. PBB. pinoy big baboy.
4. ely buendia to [jesus] ventura (or whatever the fuck it is he used) to ely buendia. where the hell are your balls?
3. ultraelectomagneticjam. the song list obviously was prepared by the music studios. at PUTANG INA BAKIT NANDOON ANG CUESHE????? speaking of which...
2. CUESHE. The band is a bunch of musical idiots. gasgas na melody at song structure (verse-verse-chorus-verse-chorus-coda-chorus to death), gasgas na mga riffs ng gitara, at higit sa lahat at pinakaputang inang higit sa lahat at hinding-hindi ma-take ng literature professor na ito, gasgas na lyrics na kayang isulat ng kahit sinong 16-year old. (my sincerest apologies to 16 year olds). they are not even worthy of piracy.
1. abs cbn. sunugin sana ang mga kaluluwa ninyo sa impyerno dahil sa ginawa ninyo sa mga pumila sa wowowee.

Thou shalt never have any chance of making me part with me and mi moolah. more importantly, my time.
Amen.

1 Comments:

At 2:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

we share the same sentiments pala - on most of what you said, anyway (natutuwa kasi ako kay keanna e. hahahaha). mas nakakatuwa pa ngayon si raymund kesa kay ely. parang hindi naubos yung angst nya, e ilang taon na ba? other than the fact na nagmumurang kamatis ata sya ngayon.

and i really hated the way ultraelectomagneticjam bastardized the eheads songs. anak ng pating! &#&$%#^ southboarder doing "with a smile" was more than i could take. and yeah, cueshe! dammit! that group - i hate them to high heavens. sorry sa mga fans. i really don't like them.

at sa lahat ng bandang nangopya ng mga titik, himig, at kung anu-ano pa at sasabihing original pinoy music - may you all rot in hell.

wahahah! ang init ng ulo natin, kdyep!

 

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